Stories about the pandemic and part of the impact of Russia’s attack on Ukraine, we can all agree on, are perfectly worth the news. And each has affected our professional lives in some dramatic ways.
But as a “serious” travel columnist, I feel obligated to talk to you today about some travel news stories that my competitors don’t seem to miss:
Let’s start your entertainment business in Afghanistan. Taliban fighters involved in the 20 -year insurgency now control the country. So now that they’re in control, what do these fighters most want to do? Well, it turns out they’re already flooding the country’s amusement parks. Many of the warriors are villagers, and they love to visit the parks, especially the sandy beach at Qargha Reservoir in the capital. One of the parks is called “FunFair.”
The problem is that the fighters carry machine guns and other high-powered weapons as they ride in bumper cars and on the Ferris wheel. This is frustrating, I’m sure, for your clients. But now there’s good news: Warriors now have to check their guns at the gates of all the country’s amusement parks.
Sometimes life mimics art. Do you remember Tom Hanks ’movie“ The Terminal ”? So, I want you to meet Wei Jianguo, a resident of Beijing. It turns out that Wei likes to smoke and drink. His family told him he had to quit or move. This presents some challenges because Wei has no job. But after some thought about his problem, he figured out a solution: He moved to Terminal 2 at Beijing Capital International Airport.
Wei was free and hid his blankets and clothes in two suitcases. She uses an electric cooker to prepare simple meals. This is not a serious concern for Chinese airport officials because Wei has lived in Terminal 2 for the past 14 years.
Our latest news update relates to a legendary Venice property and a new amenity that your clients will receive at check-in.
Gritti Palace is a 15th century masterpiece in a building on the Grand Canal just across the water from the Salute church. The hotel is filled with precious paintings and antiques and has become a favorite of stars such as Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton and, more recently, Brad Pitt.
But now the hotel and other queens of beauty along the main canals have a problem – a big tourist problem.
The relatively well -behaved pigeons in all the Venice photographs were replaced by a bird called by the Italians a magoghe: a large bird, a kind of criminal seagull, which snatches food from plates. whatever else is required.
So now, when your clients check in at Gritti Palace, give them an orange water pistol. The birds seem, for now, to flee from the water pistols fired at them, and Venetian bird experts have concluded that orange is a color that scares birds.
Just remember to suggest that your clients “seek high” when shooting birds while eating on the beautiful outdoor terrace to prevent the water from diluting the sauce of their spaghetti alla busara.